Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Pls no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8.

Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8. I will reincarn8 this with a sp8 of underst8ed 8's, with a verbal est8 like Bill G8s’ and the w8 of Y8s. I won't pr8 but dict8 at a gr8 r8, sk8 through these str8's with a str8 g8. Nor will I ab8; I'll actu8 my mental sl8 and titil8 like a w8er with a pl8 of light-w8 parf8.

I conjug8 words like fr8's on interst8 88, so complic8ed that you can't replic8 verb8im. In fact, just to rel8, you’d have to demodl8 them. As I escal8 the st8 of my ability to articul8, I desecr8 my overr8ed m8s, who I recrimin8 as regurgit8ing cheapsk8s who deserve to be incarcer8ed.

I’m au f8, these skills are in8; my phrases self-replic8. They procre8 and propag8 faster than a scandal the likes of Waterg8, or the use of force in a police st8. Contrarily, my rhymes el8, like a cr8 of orn8 jewels, obl8 cabochons and gold-pl8 that dial8 your pupils and make you prostr8 or at least remuner8. If my riffs had ships like Sir Francis Drake, they’d circumnavig8.