This the guy who never lets me be on my phone during an event :(

L + ratio + get PUs + touch ducats + unholy + excommunicated + ♥♥♥♥ trade node + invaded + embargoed + get comets + pay tribute + low prestige + don't care + get allies + cope + learn trade + you lost war + kicked out of HRE + warned + no new world knowledge + raided + ♥♥♥♥ heir + ♥♥♥♥ king + colonized + cry about it + get married + cringe + no missions + vassal mad + low dip rep + get rebels + bad army + bad navy + ratio again + no gold provs + OPM + no crown lands + ♥♥♥♥ generals + skill issue + too bad for rivals + low tech + din't ask + no ideas + bankrupt + coalition target + ♥♥♥♥ advisors + stfu

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat soldier, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

-Rep Massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥ wouldn't let me join his ♥♥♥♥♥ Space Engineers server. Cuck.

I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own

I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
Listened as the crowd would sing
Now the old king is dead long live the king
One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand

I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing
Roman cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
Once you'd gone there was never
Never an honest word
And that was when I ruled the world

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