aH-SNIPER is not a mere game, it is a spiritual journey that unlocks your full potential in life. It challenges your preconceptions about meaning itself and those who are not properly prepared can be left with severe trauma if they are lucky enough to survive failure.
Attempting to play this game with a BMI lower than 35 is not advised. My first time playing this game was interrupted by my mother threatening me with eviction and upon seeing the game she threw an ashtray at me.
I have a pigeon named Duz'gakath that I use as a ♥♥♥-rag. Me and my dad get high on gas fumes and threaten our Hispanic neighbors. The game requires you to apply focus agility and your dynamic explosivity to be able to achieve what so few to.
Upon reaching the appropriate pointage one is compelled to use them on the infamous gallery in which lewd pictures are displayed before your unworthy eyes as you gaze upon perfection. My dad ran over the neighbors dog as revenge for not giving us money.
The game offers a lot of replayability in the form of high scores which are constantly updated due to a huge player base that is always competing on reaching top 100. Sometimes me and my father vandalize parked cars. A fun easter egg of the game is receiving a second play mode by reaching top 100 (the unlock is permanent).