That basically what doc did to my butt, he cut a hole in it, and squeezed all the bad stuff out
I was literally hollering at the top of my lungs, I never felt pain so much pain in my life
I asked him, I begged to stop, I needed to catch my breath, he didn't he just squeezed even harder and everything in my range of vision turned purple and I thought I was pass out.

Hahaha!! I asked him to stop for a second so I could breath, he pushed even harder, I swear I felt butt cheek burst open..
But yeh feeling better, no more pressure,but the pain is still there and the sepsis too, doctor already visited this morning and said yeh I staying at least one more night.
Almost more intense since it's not protected by the swelling
After like 4 days, I am actually sleeping!!
I was laughing at times....like a hyena that's crying.
I think dude was pressing so hard, that he needed a small break too.
It's hard to tell if it's really any better ,they got me pretty well doped up
Thanks for asking 🙏

I think a better fight would be Count Dooku taking a leak in a urinal, and he hears the bathroom door open. He hears the familiar gait of his old master, shuffle-shuffle and then the tap of his cane.

“Count Dooku, my old apprentice. Still well endowed, you are.”

“Master Yoda,” Dooku would respond. “Only you know the curve of my saber handle matches the curve and size of my ♥♥♥♥.”

“Mmmm. Yes, Dooku, but not the taste. Miss the taste of your precum, I do. Allow me to force-jerk you?”

“Of course, Master Yoda. Your force-touch is more sensual than even the tightest of space puss.”

At this point, it’s clear that Dooku hadn’t even came in the bathroom to take a leak, and was only hoping his old master would join him for one last crossing of the sabers. Yoda and Dooku spending hours in an epic duel, seeing who could make the other ♥♥♥ more. Two greats in the knowledge of the Force, covering the bathroom floor in splooge.

“Count Dooku,” Yoda says between deep breaths, “one more technique to teach you, I have.”

With that, Yoda burst Dooku’s prostate as if he was crushing a grape. Dooku screamed in pain and ecstasy. Curled up on the sticky bathroom floor, he was unable to move. Yoda picked up his cane and left the bathroom.

“Master Yoda!” Obi-Wan and Anakin shout in unison

“Defeated, Dooku is. Into custody, we we will take him.”

“Why are you covered in ♥♥♥, Master Yoda?” Anakin asks.

Obi-Wan and Yoda exchange knowing glances.

“Still a padawan in the true knowledge of the Force, you are.” Yoda says with a chuckle.

“Time for your next lesson, Anakin.” Obi-Wan says as he and Yoda start to disrobe.

Imagine how Lara crofts underwear smelled after like a week or two long expedition. She didn't have a shower.

Imagine how Lara crofts underwear smelled after like a week or two long expedition. She didn't have a shower.

Lets say it's 1 week. That would be at least 7 dumps (she has regular dumps since she eats healthy). Sure she wipes afterwards but it's impossible to get it fully cleaned.

Everytime she takes a pee some drops gets into the underwear. So that adds to it.

She also has vaginal discharge in the underwear.

Don't forget she is walking around a rain forest. It's going to be sweaty.


She is traveling light so maybe she only has like 2-3 underwear with her. She probably puts the used underwear in a bag.

Imagine smelling that bag after a week. That would be quite extreme. Or like if you take those panties and filter hot water through them and make some tea. Wonder how that would taste.

Wonder if they will ever put that into the game.

They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then I have been getting circumcised every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. Whenever I am I danger, I pull it over my body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof, and extremely lightweight. I have plans to sell it as a highly rare, highly resistant material and make millions. Bridges will be made out of beams of foreskin, and police units will wear foreskin vests. I will be living in my foreskin house and bathe in my wealth. I am foreskin man.

You ever wonder why the white man is so much more intelligent than his colored counterparts? One theory is that the early humans that migrated to colder climates, and thus loss the melanin in their skin, had to develop long-term decision making in order to survive the harsh winters where food wasn't readily available. It was this adaptation that led to the signature cunning wit often found in Caucasians. This division of man is still found today, not only in the bountiful jungles of Kenya and the merciless snows of Europe, but in the extraordinary bosoms of modern women and the delicate and beautiful chests of precocious young girls. The lesser man looks at a fully developed woman and sees an opportunity for a few minutes of fun. The greatest man looks at a small girl child and sees an opportunity for a lifetime of love and passion.