backshot monster
Andross
New Jersey, United States
"Look, if you had one pot, or one opportunityTo eat all the spaghetti you ever wanted in one momentWould you capture it or just let it slip through your fork?YoHis palms are penne, knees meat, arms spaghettiAdd meatballs to the spaghetti, mom's secret recipeHe's nervous, but on the surface mom's spaghetti looks ready for meatballsbut he eats all the spaghetti, he can choke down,the whole crowd goes spaghettiHe opens his mouth, but spaghetti won't come outHe's cooking now, everybody's cooking nowThe clock's run out, dinner is over, bloah!Snap back to spaghetti, spaghetti is gravityOP goes Rabbity, he chokedHe's so mad, but he won't give up thatSpaghetti, noHe won't have it , he knows spaghetti looks like little ropesIt don't matter, it's dopeHe knows that, but he's brokeHe loves spaghetti he knowsWhen he goes back to his mobile kitchen, that's when it'sBack to spaghetti again, yoThis whole rap's spaghettiHe better grab spaghetti fast and hope he don't spill it[Hook:]You better lose yourself in the pasta, lasagnaSpaghetti, you better never let it goYou only get one shot, do not miss your chance to eatThis spaghetti only comes once in a lifetime yo(You better)Spaghetti is escaping, through his mouth that is gapingThis spaghetti's mine for the takingMake me more, as we move toward a, new spaghetti orderA normal meal is boring, but spaghetti's awesomeBoil til it's softer, the water grows hotterHe blows on it to cool it off a bit fasterCoast to coast meals, he's known as spaghetti eaterLonely roads, spaghetti knowsHe's grown wheat from home, he's no farmerHe goes home and barely knows how to boil waterBut hold your nose 'cause this sauce here has spoiledHis hoes don't want him no more, his dinner's foiledThey moved on to the next schmoe who cooksHe nose dove and sold pastaSo the cookbook has told and slams closedI suppose it's old spaghetti but it still tastes awesomeDa da dum da dum da daNo more games, I'ma change what you call spaghettiTear this motherfreaking pot of pasta off the stoveI was cooking in the beginning, the dinner's all readyIt's been chewed up and spit out and still looks goodBut I kept cooking and stepped right into the next kitchenBest believe somebody's payin for this spaghettiAll the pain inside amplified by spaghettiCause I can't get by without spaghettiAnd I can't provide the right type of sauce for this spaghettiCause man, these ♥♥♥♥♥♥ food stamps don't buy spaghettiAnd it's no movie, there's no Chance of Meatballs, this is my spaghettiAnd these times are so soft, and my spaghetti's even softerTrying to cook and eat my spaghetti, plusTeeter totter caught up between being a farmer and a pasta cookerBaby mama drama's screaming spaghetti andThere's not enough for me to wannaShare with her, another day without spaghettiHas gotten me to the point, I'm starving nowI've got to formulate a recipe or end up straved and deadSpaghetti is my only motherfreaking option, lasagna's notSpaghetti, I love you, but this parmesan's got to goI cannot grow old eating my spaghetti coldSo here I go it's my dish.Sauce fail me not, this may be the only spaghetti that I got[Hook]You can make any spaghetti you set your mind to, man."
"Look, if you had one pot, or one opportunityTo eat all the spaghetti you ever wanted in one momentWould you capture it or just let it slip through your fork?YoHis palms are penne, knees meat, arms spaghettiAdd meatballs to the spaghetti, mom's secret recipeHe's nervous, but on the surface mom's spaghetti looks ready for meatballsbut he eats all the spaghetti, he can choke down,the whole crowd goes spaghettiHe opens his mouth, but spaghetti won't come outHe's cooking now, everybody's cooking nowThe clock's run out, dinner is over, bloah!Snap back to spaghetti, spaghetti is gravityOP goes Rabbity, he chokedHe's so mad, but he won't give up thatSpaghetti, noHe won't have it , he knows spaghetti looks like little ropesIt don't matter, it's dopeHe knows that, but he's brokeHe loves spaghetti he knowsWhen he goes back to his mobile kitchen, that's when it'sBack to spaghetti again, yoThis whole rap's spaghettiHe better grab spaghetti fast and hope he don't spill it[Hook:]You better lose yourself in the pasta, lasagnaSpaghetti, you better never let it goYou only get one shot, do not miss your chance to eatThis spaghetti only comes once in a lifetime yo(You better)Spaghetti is escaping, through his mouth that is gapingThis spaghetti's mine for the takingMake me more, as we move toward a, new spaghetti orderA normal meal is boring, but spaghetti's awesomeBoil til it's softer, the water grows hotterHe blows on it to cool it off a bit fasterCoast to coast meals, he's known as spaghetti eaterLonely roads, spaghetti knowsHe's grown wheat from home, he's no farmerHe goes home and barely knows how to boil waterBut hold your nose 'cause this sauce here has spoiledHis hoes don't want him no more, his dinner's foiledThey moved on to the next schmoe who cooksHe nose dove and sold pastaSo the cookbook has told and slams closedI suppose it's old spaghetti but it still tastes awesomeDa da dum da dum da daNo more games, I'ma change what you call spaghettiTear this motherfreaking pot of pasta off the stoveI was cooking in the beginning, the dinner's all readyIt's been chewed up and spit out and still looks goodBut I kept cooking and stepped right into the next kitchenBest believe somebody's payin for this spaghettiAll the pain inside amplified by spaghettiCause I can't get by without spaghettiAnd I can't provide the right type of sauce for this spaghettiCause man, these ♥♥♥♥♥♥ food stamps don't buy spaghettiAnd it's no movie, there's no Chance of Meatballs, this is my spaghettiAnd these times are so soft, and my spaghetti's even softerTrying to cook and eat my spaghetti, plusTeeter totter caught up between being a farmer and a pasta cookerBaby mama drama's screaming spaghetti andThere's not enough for me to wannaShare with her, another day without spaghettiHas gotten me to the point, I'm starving nowI've got to formulate a recipe or end up straved and deadSpaghetti is my only motherfreaking option, lasagna's notSpaghetti, I love you, but this parmesan's got to goI cannot grow old eating my spaghetti coldSo here I go it's my dish.Sauce fail me not, this may be the only spaghetti that I got[Hook]You can make any spaghetti you set your mind to, man."
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Little Vinny 21 Jan, 2022 @ 5:16pm 
You are a worthless, ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup. You worthless ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥.

You gonna stay on my ♥♥♥♥ until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my ♥♥♥♥ daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing the ♥♥♥♥ daily. Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose.

You should kill yourself, NOW.

And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trash bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life. I'm deadass. I've not seen such a more worthless ♥♥♥♥♥, in my life.
Santi 14 Mar, 2020 @ 10:16am 
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Santi 26 May, 2017 @ 6:33pm 
˙ʇı ןןɐɔ noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ɹo ,ɐʇǝq, pǝɹǝpısuoɔ buıǝq ɟo ʞɔıs ɯ,ı ˙ʇı ʇnoqɐ ʎɹɔ oʇ ǝɯ oʇ ʞןɐʇ ʎןuo puɐ ‘ʇıɥs ǝʞıן ɯǝɥʇ ʇɐǝɹʇ oɥʍ sʎnb bɐqǝɥɔnop ɹǝʇɟɐ ob sʎɐʍןɐ sןɹıb ǝsǝɥʇ puǝ ǝɥʇ uı ˙ʎpɐן,ɯ ɹoɟ buıɥʇʎuɐ op pןnoʍ puɐ ‘qoظ ǝɔıu ɐ ʞɹoʍ ‘ʎnb ǝɔıu ɐ ɯ,ı ˙ǝuoz puǝıɹɟ ǝɥʇ uı ʇnd buıǝq sʎɐʍןɐ ı ɯɐ ʎɥʍ
Little Vinny 11 Oct, 2016 @ 12:48pm 
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Put this on the profile of people who are known/wanted terroist's
that were involved in the September 11th attacks in 2001
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madformad 21 Sep, 2016 @ 1:16pm 
Andres I sweAr to god
PARTYNEXTDOOR 20 Sep, 2016 @ 2:16pm 
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.