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so one day there were two horses, fast horse and slow horse, and every single race fast horse would always win. So one day, slow horse was in the field eating grass, and the farmer came up to slow horse and he said hey, slow horse, if you don't win the next race, I'm gonna take you to the glue factory, so slow horse went up to fast horse and he said hey, fast horse, if you don't let me win the next race, I'm gonna go to the glue factory, so fast horse told him that he could win the next race. So, the next day, they're at the races, the gunfire goes off, they're hoof and hoof, they're neck and neck, and fast horse pulls ahead and wins. So the next day, fast horse and slow horse are in the field eating grass, and the farmer comes up to slow horse and he says, hey, slow horse, you didn't win any races, now I'm gonna take you to the glue factory, and fast horse stands up and says, wait a minute, dogs can't talk.
Yes I am retarded

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