Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
ㅤ* Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work.
ㅤ* Descartes walks into a pub. "Would you like a beer sir?" asks the landlord politely. Descartes replies, "I think not" and ping! he vanishes.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!

+ rep nice and fast trader