Happy New Year!

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

-rep called me a scallywagon

I genuinely love you and care about you and I just want to watch you sleep and shower with you but nothing sexual because I love you like a sister and I could give you massages before bed and be your pillow and then we could watch movies together and cook in the kitchen together and hide bodies together then after that if we go to jail we can go there together and prank call people or just synchronize jokes on guards and probably get time added to our sentences but if one of us gets out before the other we could break the other out and then continue to play hide and seek with the police and mabe leave clues like bodies but then after we escape the country we can settle down and start relaxing again and having fun

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Hello, Mr. Bitchface
We regret to inform you that your Credit Card titled "momms credet kard" has been declined, any of your latest purchases will not be processed due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases and total cost with your local bank.

The listing follows

- 1x H&K G36 Compact Assault Rifle ( MG36-E Variant ) $719.99
- 1x FN P90 Personal Defense Weapon ( PS90 Variant ) $459.99
- 10x Cases of 5.7 x 28mm rounds (100 Rounds) $789.25
- 10x Cases of 5.56 x 45mm NATO rounds ( 100 Rounds ) $527.50
- 1x Trenchcoat ( Jet Black, Skulls ) $59.99
- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Extra Small) $24.45
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00



Please respond back to us using your old email:
xxshadowassassinminecraftboyxx@hotmail.com.