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Personal Achievements
 

Forgotten Sorority

Goat Castle - Reach F Tier
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 8:35am

Private Club

Goat Castle - Reach E Tier
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:59am

Rogue Guild

Goat Castle - Reach D Tier
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 9:32am

Real Buoy

Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:15am

I Watched the Intro

Sit through the intro
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 8:31am

Synchronization Complete

Synchronize with all the Goat Towers
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 10:19am

Reach the Stratosphere

Get flung out of the map
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 9:55am



Egg Simulator

Become an Egg

Who Baywatches the Baywatch?

Run on the beach in slow motion

401(K.O.)

Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down

Raider of the Lost Parking Garage

Find the perfectly round boulder

Streaking

Run naked on the football field

Where is it?

Find That clown

French Fika

Lick the croissant

Goat Queen

Become Queen of all the goats

[REDACTED]

Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur

Crocsquatch

Give Big Foot some shoes

Certified Fresh

Find all movie tapes

G.O.A.T.

Unlock all the achievements

Try Hard 2

Find all Trinkets

You Trusted Your Instincts

Complete all Instincts

Daredevil

Jump off all Ramps

Lousy References

Find all Broken Relics

Wow, Such Instincts

Complete all Instincts

Ultrasonic Speedy

Lick Speedy while looking like Speedy

Try Hard With a Vengeance

Find all Multiverse Trinkets

So Aerodynamic

Get flattened while driving the Trojan Goat
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