+rep now im hungry

big burger

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

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／ﾌﾌ 　　　　　　　ム｀ヽ
/ ノ) 　　　　　　　　）　ヽ
/ ｜　　( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）ノ⌒（ゝ._,ノ
/　ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく　 ＼　／
丶＿ ノ ｡　　 ノ､　｡|/
　　 `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーﾉ
　　　 丶 ￣ _人'彡ﾉ　　　 　　

You been visited by the fedora of mystery and autism! tip it to 5 friends or you'll be haunted by the spirit of fashionable wear.
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RIP HARAMBE
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Would he be alive if he was white?