A fool and your money are soon partners.
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Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think
that's how dogs spend their lives.
-- Sue Murphy
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Marxist Law of Distribution of Wealth:
Shortages will be divided equally among the peasants.
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I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less.
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It's a metaphor of human bloody existence, a dragon. And if that wasn't bad
enough, it's also a bloody great hot flying thing.
-- Captain Vimes ponders his problems
(Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!)
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Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.
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Zoe (after breaking into a nearly empty bank safe): "At last, we can retire
and give up this life of crime."
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I read the newspaper avidly. It is my one form of continuous fiction.
-- Aneurin Bevan
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"Hey, sexy mama. Wanna kill all the humans?" -Bender
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chico paquete eres streamer de pacotilla

mae mia del c ñor ai lof llu ai miss llu

ez vac :D wh

-rep this kid was supreme now he is dmg and using hacks when getting rekt ahahahah

worst supreme i've ever seen