This kid shoots more birds than human players in CS

the amount of times you fart in a single day is outrageous. Stop coming over and stay the ♥♥♥♥ away from my couch, i'm tired of fabreezing my room because of you.

Also, stop eating all my gum

One more thing, If I ever catch you watching jersey shore on my TV again, ill delete you from life.

♥♥♥♥♥

Signed,
Your furious neighbour.

gimme yo cookies

commonnnnn big booooooi