Recent reviews by PapaRon

Self insertion is a whole lot of fun, and I don't mean in the weird anal kind of way. I'm refering to the feeling you get during a fun game when you really feel immersed in your experience. Skyirm allows me to do all the weird roleplay I can imagine to waste my worthless life on.

I once played as a man who exclusively hunted Horkers. Unlike any other hunter character, this man did nothing else. He didn't even sell anything he managed to loot, just hoarded the tusks. This dangerously violent man would hide on top of ice shelves or behind large logs, then draw his long bow, and would paralyze his prey with deadly accuracy. He would fill the giant animal with holes until that big red health bar was depleted and the Horker would slump over. Kind of like a big seafood pin-cushion.

I made a pureblood Nord that genocided all the beast races while fully naked.

I created a giant who peacefully ruled over all the other giants in Slyrim, herding mammoths and recieving sacrifices.

I played a mage who turned people into chickens, and only chickens. Nothing else fancy, like fireballs or lightining strikes, just the ability to transform people into flightless, tasty birds. Finger Lickin' Good.

All of this was achieved with Steam Community mods. Around the time of writing this review I was at 809 hours and have only just started using Nexus mods.

Only once in my 809 hours of playtime have I ever defeated Alduin, the final boss of the game. Maybe I'm just autistic, but it's been a real fun way to waste my life and ruin any chance of not disappointing my parents.

10\10 because I made a brick named Shrek and punched a lot of things.

I fisted the Dickstroyer so hard the vagina looking thing exploded.

Onions have layers, Ogres have layers. Ogre's also yell a lot about blood.



"BLOODWING!"