If purchasing isn't owning than piracy isn't stealing.


CONGRATS! You are now playing THE GAME, if you weren't already.
The Game is very simple:
- You are always playing The Game.
- You cannot win. You can only lose.
- You lose whenever you remember The Game.
- Whenever you remember The Game, you have to announce out loud "I lose".
- After you lose, you have 30 minutes during which you can remember The Game without losing.
- As soon as you mention The Game to anyone, they begin playing as well.
Welcome to The Game. You just lost.