I try a few changes in tactic to protect My master plan.
Direct technology towards absolute surveillance of the population, towards a perfect political science, towards total hegemony.
If I want to help humanity I'll need to live a long time.
So order my scientists to research a cure for aging. drop by to collect the rewards of the new sciences and become immortal.
Enhance Myself with electronic augmentation.
The problem with humanity, too much freedom and leisure time. Remove both!
Ban books!
Ban masscommunication!
Rule undisputed.
Technology in My left hand power in My right!
Dropping in occasionally to make alterations or dispense great justice and retribution, in the name of peace.
Shepard humans up to the local planets, establish colonies then spread out to the Stars.
Create a Galactic Empire ruled with imperious malice.
Let humanity revert back to its bad habits.
There'll be no love except the love of Me.
There'll be no art, no literature.
Total domination!
Unimaginable power!
Unlimited rice pudding!


Who could stand in My way now?
Who would ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dare!?
As monarch of the galaxy.
As pilot of history.

As God emperor of time!

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