My favourite tank is the MkVII Churchill Infantry tank as it is the tank commanded by the lovely and elegant Darjeeling, Queen of my heart and my loins

I have the worst timing. Just when I started liking fedora's and buying a few to wear, "M'LADY LE MAYMAY'S HUEHUEHUE" became a thing. Soon as I quit smoking and picked up vaping to help, vaping became more than just an alternative to smoking cigarettes. I had to stop. Not only because "WE GET IT BRO, YOU VAPE" became a thing and vaping is almost synonymous with "douchebag", but because when I would walk into a vape shop, it was filled with smoke, and the process became like Bond going to Q for gadgets. Not like a light smoke either. Like someone set the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ place on fire and no one called the fire department. And please, I just want some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ vape juice. Do you really feel the need to talk like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scientist and pull out ♥♥♥♥ that looks like it belongs on a spaceship. If I wanted to visit NASA, i'd visit ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NASA. You're in a small town in an abandoned strip mall...calm the ♥♥♥♥ down MacGyver.

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

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