Sourlemon
Washington, United States
 
 
Voltranis 5 Mar, 2022 @ 1:23pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play rust sometime its a really cool survival game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
[AF42]Dukeofgaming 17 Feb, 2021 @ 1:41pm 
We know you like this , so have fun
Ok, I know the is a
really bad idea but..
im already here so

here we ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ go
Rawr
X3 pounces on you
UWU YOUR SO WARM
COULDNT HELP BUT NOTICE YOUR
BULGE FROM ACROSS THE FLOOR

NUZZLES YO NECKY WECKY MURR HEHE
UNZIPS YO BAGGY PANTS
OOF BABY U SO MUSKY

TAKE ME HOME, PET ME, N' MAKE ME
YOURS AND DONT FORGET TO STUFF ME
SEE ME WAG MY WIDDLE BABY
TAIL, ALL FOR YOUR BOLGY-WOLGY
KISSIES N LICKIES YO NECK
I HOPE DADDY LIKIES
NUZZLES N WUZZLES YO CHEST
I BE GETTIN THIRSTY
HEY I GOT A LIL ITCH
U THINK U CAN HELP ME?
ONLY SEVEN INCHES LONG
UWU
PLZ ADOPT ME
PAWS ON UR BULGE AS I LICK MY LIPS

UWU PUNISH ME PLS
BOUT HIT'EM WITH THIS FURRY ♥♥♥♥
HE DONT SEE IT COMING
dingdongcaca 21 Oct, 2020 @ 10:29am 
BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋 IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH ♥♥♥♥♥👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1️⃣0️⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜
dingdongcaca 17 Oct, 2020 @ 3:17pm 
British people just have an accent, and they're own ways of saying things. I'm not British yet I can speak in a British accent. the 2 other accents I can speak in make sence, beacause it actually runs through my blood(Russian accent, and Australian accent). British is NOT a sexuality, it's a nationality. You are being very disrespectful. Ever watch Peppa Pig growing up? Peppa Pig is from the UK. So, please, Shut the ♥♥♥ up. People like you are the reason we dont have flying cars.
dingdongcaca 23 Dec, 2017 @ 6:48pm 
I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.

11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking ♥♥♥♥. We're looking to move in together in October.
Dan 30 Oct, 2017 @ 6:36pm 
no u