is a good friend

Girl: Do you think I'm beautiful?
Boy: No
Girl: Do want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years

Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

Toxic person, bad friend. -rep

I know what you're planning to do you ♥♥♥♥ drip. dont even.

Why do people automatically associate swords with autism? I have a vast sword collection, mostly Asian and Old Norse blades which seem to be the main issues, and I don't understand how this makes me autistic. I'm a virgin, yes, but swords actually make me MORE likely to get laid. I have had countless conversations with cute, cute girls in my classes about the weapons I own. I have been able to speak to women for the first time because they want to know about my Viking Sword, or my latest Bamboo handled Katana. I dream of meeting a girl called Anya so I can say "I own a Katana but I want a cute Anya", that is when I will lose my virginity. But I'm not autistic. I buy these swords to use as often as I can. I have many friends.

This lad is simply mad. I rate 9/11.

Great guy, great friend. +rep

BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?? it’s Cocktober 😈🌚 u kno what that means SLUT-O-WEEN send this to 10 of ur sluttiest ghost ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if u get 7 back ur a slutty witch ♥♥♥♥♥ but if u get 10 back ur the spookiest slut on the block 🌚😈🔮💯 you’ve been visited by the thottie ghost‼‼ if u don’t send this to 🔟 other thots💁🏽😩💋 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 🙅🏽✋🏽👋🏽 this Halloween 🎃😜😉

Best ♥♥♥♥ gobbler in the squad.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)

what a guy

Are French Americans even Americans, or are they French?

Hey man, you're a rockstar.

this is the single handedly most loli-autistic person you will ever meet.

~Paula Deen the Trap King

stop being french you french

go yiff yourself, ♥♥♥♥♥♥

(+rep, just kidding, this dudes actually pretty cool!)

not a real person

anti american american

+rep bad girl

Thanks stanners

je cherche pour votre cœur

Ne cherchez plus mon coeur

I’m almost 20 and haven’t been able to score a better job than a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that’ll hire high school graduates. I’d get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I’ve failed every damn test I’ve ever taken. I’m socially awkward, even my only other co-worker ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she’s athletic, smart, and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it’s like; I’ve been friend zoned real hard. She’s my only best friend, besides this one kid, who I’m pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he’s the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pineapple under the sea. 

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2) Press Ctrl + F.

3) Then press 9 once.

4) YES ♥♥♥♥ AF

#YesAllEucalyptus! your cis timbered white hardwood privilages has blindended you from the plantriachal society that we photosynthesise in.

+rep has a good voice

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i miss u...

PHAT

actually its

damn that bass is fat

*drops sick bass track*

yo yo yo drop me a sick bass track coz ima start rappin hard bout my homie seb

+rep changing 2 epic names erriday

+rep buttpirate

+rep claims to have seen the basilisk

+rep my ♥♥♥♥♥

+rep sold his grandma for a nickel

♥♥♥♥ you

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