The funniest Bazinga for me, was from episode 3x10, when the girls are discussing shoes, sitting next to Howard and Sheldon, Sheldon looks so confused, then when he and Howard are alone, Sheldon, using the social construct of the ordinary, random conversation about such a mundane thing as buying shoes, repeats after the girls, and says “Howard, your shoes are delightful”. This time, Howard is beyond confused, and next, Sheldon says 'Bazinga!', making the funniest face ever! I almost died laughing when I first watched this scene. And it was perfectly delivered by Parsons. And that moment from 3x10 is still the most hysterical Bazinga moment ever and one of the most hysterical scenes in the show's history.

I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my girlfriend last week. I’m still pissed about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine

𝐈 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐃𝐄𝐂𝐄𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄, 𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐓𝐑𝐘 𝐓𝐎 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐋 𝐌𝐄, 𝐒𝐎 𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄 𝐌𝐘 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄.

God says...

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i got rolled by this man and had to look at his profile.
only to find out he's listened to "Sympathy for the Devil"

10/10 music selection, my guy

this guy a chad pirate