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TIPS FOR LEFT 4 DEAD
IT´S GOING TO BE A TOUGH WORLD COME THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.
BUT I´VE GATHERED A FEW TIPS TO HELP ME STAY ALIVE.

PART 1-WHO GETS INFECTED
- IF YOU SMOKE [INFECTED!] (SMOKER)
- IF YOU WORK OUT [INFECTED!] (TANK)
- IF YOU´RE FAT [INFECTED!] (BOOMER)
- IF YOU´RE AN EMO CHICK [INFECTED!] (WITCH)
- IF YOU´RE ATHLETIC [INFECTED!] (HUNTER)

TO AVOID INFECTION, BE ONE OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING
-BLACK
-OLD
-A PRICK
-GAMER CHICK

PART 2-THINGS TO REMEBER
- IF SOMEONE ON YOUR TEAM DIES; START OPENING CLOSETS. YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU MIGHT FIND.
- INFECTED ARE ATTRACTED TO LOUD NOISES LIKE CAR ALARMS, BUT NOT GUNFIRE OR SCREAMING.
- INFECTED CAN NAVIGATE COMPLEX TERRAIN, BUT LACK THE SMARTS TO OPEN DOORS. USE THIS TO YOUR ADVANTAGE.