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And the peasant, son of Sony, came to the mountain of Valve to curse the son of Gaben. "Gaben!", yelled the peasant. " For thy son has no exclusives, how could one call it self the true gaming platform?" Furious by what He just heard, Lord Gaben called an army so vast the sky blackened. The army, that of Source games, MOBAS, MMOs, RTS, FPS and Indies, was lead by Gaben's head angel; Gordon Freeman. "Peasant, let thy father know. For every console exclusive there is, there are 100 on PC!" With that Gaben gave Gordon the command in which he threw his crowbar with such force at the peasant that even The Medic's ÜberCharge would not have saved him. The peasant fell from the heathens back to the land of 30 FPS where he belonged.
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Gigachadakin Rizzwalker ツ 13 Aug, 2015 @ 8:48am 
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