♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SOLDIER WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DYING WHEN IN THE HEAT OF BATTLE? DON'T DO IT IS WHAT I SAID, NOW YOU PICK YOURSELF BACK UP AND UNBLEED YOURSELF TO DEATH AND GET BACK TO THE FRONT LINES THIS INSTANT. NONE OF THIS GIRLY LITTLE; "but sir, I've lost all my limbs and most of my soft tussue!" YOU PUT YOURSELF BACK TOGETHER AND BEAT THEM WITH YOUR OWN LIMBS. NOW THAT YOU'RE BACK ON YOUR NEWLY SEWN TOGETHER FEET, YOU CRUSH YOUR WAY TO THE ENEMY'S BUNKER AND STOMP THEIR STUPID FACES INTO THE GROUND WITH THEM. THEN YOU TAKE THAT MUSH AND CRUSH IT INTO A FINE POWDER THAT GOES FANTASTIC WITH GARLIC AND A BIT OF PESTO AND YOU HAVE A FABULOUS NEW SAUCE TO GO WITH THE FANTASTIC NOODLES WE MADE EARLIER. TAKE THEIR UNIFORMS AND CREATE A WONDERFUL TABLE CLOTH WITH IT AND INVITE THEIR FELLOW SOLDIERS TO THE DINNER YOU PREPARED WITH THEIR COMRADES BODIES AND THEY WILL SIMPLY LOVE IT, AND AT THE LAST MOMENT BEFORE THEY CONTINUE TO THE DESSERT YOU RIP THEIR SPINAL CORDS RIGHT OUT AND DIG YOUR WAY FORWARD THROUGH THE CONCRETE WALLS WITH THEM. DON'T FORGET TO THANK THEM FOR COMING ON YOUR WAY OUT.