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Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A man is stopped by an angry neighbour. "I'd just left the house this morning to collect my newspaper when that evil Doberman of yours went for me!"
"I'm astounded", said the dog's owner. "I've been feeding that fleabag for seven years and it's never got the paper for me."
ㅤ* Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
ㅤ* I don’t have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee!

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+rep Great asmr

+rep whats the difference ?

+rep great dude