This is not a test.
This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the annual Sales sanctioned by the Valve Government.
Games of class 4 and lower (such as Half Life Series) have been authorized for use during the Steam Sales.
All other games are restricted.
Valve officials of ranking 10 have been granted immunity from the Steam Sales and shall not be harmed.
Commencing at the siren, any and all crime, including Hacking, will be legal for 12 continuous hours.
Anti-Virus Softwares, Steam Guard, and emergency Internet services will be unavailable until tomorrow morning until 7 a.m., when The Steam Sales concludes.
Blessed be our New Founding Fathers and Valve, a Company reborn. May Gaben be with you all. The Purge Siren Rings