Having been brought up in the rough tough land of Essex, i have fought my way up to the top and am now a presiding lord over 50 acres of land. I now own lots of fields trees and hedges that are teemimg with wildlife and the odd tramp, i also have a butler who has been a good servant even if he does moonlight as a cleaner of badgers.

My hobbies include swearing, offending the middle classes, growing herbs, fast fords, and dancing