OMEGALUL

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Epic ♥♥♥♥♥♥

+epic gamer bro

Eh? You've never seen a pair of boobs before? J-Jeez! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, and...~
HERE! BOING!
AHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you?! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to! C-Can't imagine whyy...!
I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-Well, we're already this far! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHA! I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! A-Ahh, never been this wet before! You'd better take some responsibility! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better plug it up RIGHT NOW!

-Rep After a good game in RotMG, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great realming and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a RotMG lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.