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Friends are like potatos, when you cut them in half they die.

Your clothes don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat.

I used to be indecisive, now I'm not too sure.

Everywhere is walking distance, if you have time.

Anyone can get old, all you have to do is live long enough.

People call it sarcasm, I call it the truth.

There is no wrong way of doing things, just other ways of doing it.