Recent reviews by Kurt Kobain Brain Matter

Game is broken at the halfway point, wait until they fix it before you buy


literally door stuck meme

All negative reviews are the results of cowards and traitors of super earth

refunded it so quickly, literally a backing scam nothing like any of the trailers so hilariously glitchy and performs so terribly

poopy greedy devs

please make a sequel where i can crawl into the female characters stinky smelly juicy panty and sock drawer, i bet there is so much succulent food in there mmmmmm

the childhood, the childhood memories

I unboxed a Factory new m9 bayonet tigertooth in my first ever case, ever since my account has been pelted with friend/trade requests and people trying to scam me of my knife, 10/10 would unbox again

This game is amazing but sadly i developed stage four brain cancer due to listening to 8 year olds call me ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and a ♥♥♥♥♥ all day everyday 10/10 would be cyber bullied again

My grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about ten years old when my mother told him, "if you ever want to see your grandchildren grow up, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- "dont ever smoke. Please dont put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 17, I have Never touched a cigarette. I must say, i feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this game gave me cancer anyways.

My grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about ten years old when my mother told him, "if you ever want to see your grandchildren grow up, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- "dont ever smoke. Please dont put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 17, I have Never touched a cigarette. I must say, i feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this game gave me cancer anyways.