The most relatable lyrics of all time are surely "I WAKE UP JUST TO GO BACK TO SLEEP" from the perennial favourite, Bonkers.

First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

Many of you may be asking- what is rap? Well, to put it simply, rap is the part of the Gorillaz song that sounds- a little different.

Trying to work out where to put my mental state on the Bouba/Kiki scale

That feeling when you're supposed to be going to sleep, but then you get THE SINISTER URGE which forces you to grab your phone and open Google Maps so you can check that, yes, Lake Macquarie Croquet Complex is still there.

Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust