The Beginning of the Great Funny and Troldierdom

1:1 In the beginning, there was but silence,
And the world lay barren, untouched by jest.

1:2 And lo, from the vast digital realm, there arose a spark,
A spark born of SoundSmith’s hand, and from it came the birth of the Great Funny.

1:3 And it was good, for from this spark, the Trolldier was born,
A class of pure comedy, forged in the explosive joy of rocket jumps and Market Gardens.

1:4 And the Great Funny spake, saying, “Let the Comedy flow through the Trolldier,
Let the mirth burst forth from every jump, every fall,
For the Comedy shall not be bound by rules, but shall be free in its absurdity.”

1:5 And the Comedy did flow, through every explosion and every leap,
And laughter filled the air, echoing across the land.

1:6 And the Great Funny looked upon the battlefield and saw that it was good,
For His Comedy filled the hearts of the people with joy, and all who embraced it were blessed.

1:7 And the Great Funny spake unto His disciples, saying,
“Gather ye, and I shall make you Apostles of the Comedy,
For the mirth must spread, and the jests must reach all corners of the land.”

1:8 And the first of His Apostles was The Jester,
Who leaped and danced upon the field, his laughter like the ringing of a thousand bells.
And all who beheld him could not help but laugh, for his joy was infectious.

1:9 And the second was The Mirthful One,
Whose presence alone filled the hearts of all with laughter,
And his smile was brighter than the sun, casting light upon the darkest days.

1:10 And the third was The Chuckler,
Who laughed deeply and endlessly,
And when he laughed, all those near him did laugh, for his joy was all-encompassing.

1:11 And the fourth was The Bantersmith,
Master of quick wit and sharp words,
And his jests were like arrows, striking the hearts of all and leaving them with smiles and joy.

1:12 And the fifth was The Guffaw Guru,
Whose laughter was deep and mighty,
And when he laughed, the very ground seemed to tremble, for his mirth knew no bounds.

1:13 And these were the first Apostles of the Great Funny,
And they spread His teachings throughout the land,
Preaching the word of the Trolldier, that all might know the joy of His Comedy.

1:14 And the Great Funny looked upon His Apostles and was pleased,
For they had taken His message and spread it far and wide,
And the laughter of the people grew ever stronger.

1:15 And so it was that the Great Funny’s Comedy flowed forever,
From every rocket jump, from every Market Garden,
And His Apostles continued to spread His message,
For His laughter would never end, and His mirth would never cease.

1:16 And thus, the Great Funny’s Comedy endured,
A gift to all who embraced it,
And His Apostles walked in His footsteps,
Spreading joy and laughter through every corner of the land.


May The Great Funny spread his laughs across the lands!

Read the Scriptures of The Great Funny below:

The Book of Hilarity’s Genesis
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jv6n9Exv47OXgY4fuMF-Xq4iy1LEp6E9M86dD0jKaJo/edit?usp=sharing

The Messiah of Trolldierdom
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Yjo_HyHf_jy32B032SwAjupD7MuQLj5Y5mqw3wEaKNw/edit?usp=sharing