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36 of 44 (82%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56am

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2017 @ 1:46pm

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2017 @ 1:06pm

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56am

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56am

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2017 @ 2:22pm

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56am

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2017 @ 1:13pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2017 @ 2:14pm

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56am

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2017 @ 1:57pm

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56am

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56am

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2017 @ 4:06am

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2017 @ 1:21pm

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2017 @ 1:26pm

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2017 @ 1:26pm

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56am

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56am

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56am

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56am

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56am

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56am

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56am

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56am

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56am

Played with balls

Did you have fun?
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56am

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56am

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56am

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56am

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56am

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56am

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56am

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56am

Disobedient

You ignored the note
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56am

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:56am



Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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