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Scully: We eat fish and fish eat us.
Mulder: Are fish also known for eating half and saving half for
later?
"The X-Files: Quagmire"
Mulder: How did this happen?
Scully: Birds and the bees and the monkey babies Mulder.
Mulder: Birds do it, bees do it, even educated MDs do it...
Mulder: (to woman who had tailed baby) When you were admitted
you said that the baby's father was from another
planet. What did you mean by that exactly?
Amanda: You know, that he's not from this planet.... His name
is Luke Skywalker; he's what's known as a Jedi knight.
Scully: Did he have a light saber?
"The X-Files: Small Potatoes"
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