Pentru lungime sunt stabilite si cateva repere: la 10 centimetri, cumparatorul constata ca pe pulometru e scris ca are un penis „ridicol”, la 12 centimetri e „inofensiv”, la 14 centimetri „nesemnificativ”, la 17 centimetri „admisibil”, la 19 centimetri „satisfacator”, la 22 de centimetri „terifiant”, orice penis ce depaseste ultima masura fiind considerat „oribil”. In ceea ce priveste grosimea, sunt patru gauri disponibile: „mic” (fara masura), „mijlociu” (masura normala), „mare” (masura regala) si „cel mai mare” (extra masura).

Pulometrul costa 15 lei si poate fi achizionat si de pe internet, unde este prezentat astfel: „Nedumeriti in privinta marimii? Acum va vine in ajutor pulometrul. Cu o rigla gradata in diferite marimi potrivite pentru oricine, puteti sa aflati un raspuns poate mult dorit. Lasam restul in seama imaginatiei…”.
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It's been such a long time damn

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racoons are haram

+++REP+++ Now i know he was a racoon all the time, hmm...well that's not a surprise sadly (A good destiny player tho)

abandons his friends to kill fatalis

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Hi. Im Alex

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+rep motherfker =)

+rep cool guy and nice dbd player ;)

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