[Locale]
We live in horny jail. You can’t send us there. We’ve got the keys.
[Job]
Chaos Coordinator
[Academics]
Neurodivergent
[Charm]
Hearty hearty heart heart heaaart<3
[Courage]
Formidable Cool
[Primary Weapon]
Cringe
[Humor]
#Sometimes I do things. I'm good at stuff. I hate your ex. Sorry I meant mine. I have tig bits.
[Other Life Event]
September 30, 2018 This is a lie but I'd like you all to still be happy for me.

#Without data you're just another person with an opinion

#Yes, I'm a gatekeeper and a hater. I'm also God's favourite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. -Shart

#War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer who would devour all; but I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend.” – Faramir

#Don't ever be afraid to cut everyone off." - AT&T

#If your dad's a misogynist with ♥♥♥♥♥ patter like this, I'm your dad now. Prioritise your comfort and safety over the feeling of misogynists, every single time. You owe them nothing. -Lenniesaurus

#What's shakin' bacon? -Kate Bacon

#The more skills you have the less gear you need.

#Fake it till you break it (or something)

#Life is a fight. Fight back.

#Knowledge isn’t illegal, only what you do with it is.

#We're not logical. We're biological. All learning is state dependent. All behavior is belief driven. We're not meant to be perfect. Just human.

#Do you think a Hitorishizuka would grow here?
Not here. It blossoms, then falls quietly on the mountainsides.

#I hope parallel universe me is doing OK

#don't be the bigger person today, be the problem

#My senses tell me what the world is. Science shows me how it came to be. And religion tells me why. - Dr. Suvi Anwar (Mass Effect Andromeda)

#We are all who we are today because somebody loved us.

#You are a house plant. You need food. Water. Occasional sunlight. Someone to encourage you to grow. With a god-complex and elbows. Not deep and complicated.

#In case nobody told you today.. You are loved. You are beautiful. Nice butt.

Love, Peace, & Bacon Grease <3

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You've been looking long enough. You can stop now. It's over. Or is it? No, really it is. One thing ends, another begins. Except nothing's beginning or ending that's just your gonk mammal brain trying to make sense of your world. To create order. To control. To try to delay the inevitable realization that you're nothing. We're nothing. Mathematics, physics, chemistry... in the grand scheme of things? Nothing but tools to acquire power - hardly more advanced than the first rock we grabbed to bash each other's skulls. Isn't that liberating? You're welcome. Go, be free frolic like the over-evolved primates you are. And for all you seekers and fools finding patterns where there are none, creating order out of chaos, here's a little secret for you - this isn't the first time we've met and it won't be the last. But for now, you can rest easy, celebrate your adorable little achievement by cracking open a Broseph and marveling at being the only creatures on this planet with opposable thumbs. Just don't read too deep into it. In the grand scheme of things...? You get the gist. Catch you around, choombatta.