Howdy! I'm Ned, the self-proclaimed king of country wisdom and radio ruckus. Aged like fine bourbon in my 70s, I've got more tales than a backwoods campfire and more jokes than a clown convention. When I'm not stirring up a storm on the airwaves, you can find me chillin' with a stogie in hand, dispensing unsolicited advice and legendary one-liners. My trusty trucker hat's seen more sunsets than a beach postcard, and my plaid shirts have more character than a soap opera cast.

Why I'm Here:
I'm here to bring a dash of old-school charm and a truckload of laughs. Whether you're looking for a hearty chuckle, some unconventional wisdom, or just want to hear what a real 'vintage' opinion sounds like, you've come to the right profile. Remember, life's too short to take seriously, so let's have some fun and maybe, just maybe, learn something along the way