They say that in the army
The food is very nice
You ask for curry chicken
They give you chaota rice


I don’t want to live an army life (Ya)
I just want to live a simple life (Ya)
PC I wanna go
OC don’t let me go
Mommy I want to go home

They say that in the army
The char bor very nice.
When you ask for Cindy Crawford
They give you Frankenstein


They say that in the army
The sergeant very nice
You ask for early book out
They tell you CCB



They say that in the army
The rifle very nice
But when you pull the trigger
The bullet fly behind



They say that in the army
The grenades very nice
But when you throw the grenade
Your PC fly behind

Oh mine GOD,😳😳 I accidentally 🙈🙈 hath sent😳 thou a picture of mine phallus 🍆🍆...prithee delete it!❌❌🛑! 'Lest. ..thou desire to look?😏😏 Haha I jest..🤣🤣, Delete it.🛑❌..Should thee crave..?😳🙈... Haha nay,❌ Banish it.🛑🛑..'Lest?🙈😳

its just a prank brah

orh

Hello? I heard that I can get some nice set for my gundam plastic models here. I'm wondering if you have the MBF-P02 gundam astray red frame, can I also get some ♥♥♥♥♥ pls. respond soon pls

Dont worry, Im pro