day in the life of a TRUE BREXIT GEEZER!!!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🍺👴🏻 wake up and greet the wife Susan👵🏻❤️‍🔥😘 my lil princess isnt she beautiful👱🏽‍♀️🫦👟 time to take george to football👦🏼🤣⚽️ rev up the bugatti UIEEE🚗💨🤪🤪 quick stop at toby’s and LOAD UP THAT PLATE🍽🍖🫘🥔 get a pint n scran🍺🌭 pitch lookin lovely today lads⚽️🥅 JUST A BIT A BANTER🤪🤬🥁chippy makes a 38-nil loss better😔🍟🍛 pop down local pride😁👕🔴 GOOD OL PIE LOOK AT THAT!!!🥧🥧🥧 SUSAN MADE DINNER!!! LOVELY!!!🥘😍😍 pop down and have a couple a pints with the lads!!👴🏻🍻👴🏻🍻👴🏻 and finish up at the FORTRESS OF DREAMS🛌😴💤

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a rat, she was one-years-old and she lived in a cage, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the other rats in the cage so the government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special cage to kill her, as humane as possible but the machine they were using went wrong. And she then she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by biting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other people, and she will haunt someone else who doesn’t.

This isn’t fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow.

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youve been visited by the fedora of mystery and euphoria! tip yours to 5 friends or you'll be haunted by the spirit of fashionable wear