funny gay comedian

brain dead kid

Can't stop this dude from constantly sucking my pp.

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Humility is the first of the virtues -- for other people.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes
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WARNING!!!
This machine is subject to breakdowns during periods of critical need.

A special circuit in the machine called "critical detector" senses the
operator's emotional state in terms of how desperate he/she is to use the
machine. The "critical detector" then creates a malfunction proportional
to the desperation of the operator. Threatening the machine with violence
only aggravates the situation. Likewise, attempts to use another machine
may cause it to malfunction. They belong to the same union. Keep cool
and say nice things to the machine. Nothing else seems to work.

See also: flog(1), tm(1)
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For a young man, not yet: for an old man, never at all.
-- Diogenes, asked when a man should marry

When should a man marry? A young man, not yet; an elder man, not at all.
-- Sir Francis Bacon, "Of Marriage and Single Life"
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