♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seriously. I was just jacking it off to some porn and guess what?! I came across a video with a woman in it. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WOMAN. I inmediately knew this was the doing of those damn SJWs trying to force diversity into my entertainment. I could feel my masculinity decrease by the second so i clicked away and searched for a video with big sweaty strong men ramming their hips against each other's round toned buttocks. Like every respectable man should dammit!

I just can't anymore. First they invade my videogames and now my porn? No, i won't let them. I declare war on every SJW out there. From now on i will exclusively jack off to porn with white male protagonists, and i urge you to do the same. That will teach them.

Желаю, чтобы ОГО-ГО!
И никогда не ОХО-ХО!
Немного АХ! Ну, можно УХ!
Чтобы захватывало дух.
Конечно, чтобы было ВАУ!!
И чтобы ФУ совсем уж мало.
Чтоб иногда ВОТ ЭТО ДА!
"ВОТ ЭТО ДА!"- не ерунда,
"НЕ МОЖЕТ БЫТЬ!"- это реально,
" ДА НУ ЕГО!"- пусть виртуально.
ОГО! - чтоб чаще удивляло,
"НУ ВСЁ ПИПЕЦ!"- не доставало.
И по желанью ЭГЕ-ГЕЙ!
А чтоб сбылось, давай, налей!

Great G4m3r, +20 REP

Hello my friends and family, i thought id share the story of my first prestige.
It happened yesterday on a cold Friday night, i got home from my wage slave job greeted my most lovely wife had the most amazing dinner and jumped on BLACK OPS: Cold War, savouring every wonderful moment of respite.
I started playing NUK3TOWN 24/7, i got an M16 killstreak (8 killstreak) and then it happened i prestiged, i dropped my controller and tears of joy started running down my cheeks like the 12 sacred rivers of my home country
Now for a bit of backstory I have never prestiged in COD before, so this most wonderful moment hit me right in the feels. My wife of 28.5 years hears me and comments with a wry smile that she has only saw me cry once and that was at my Sons birth. She joined me on the sofa and we shared a good cry.
Now for some further backstory, crying in Ghana is a highly stigamatised practice, so my wifes support of my tears is most heartwarming.

guys i'm in danger and i need your help, my e-mail 'serpa5@hotmail.com' was banned for no reason, i can't play without it, please spam this message and help me