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"I won't say he's untruthful, but his wife has to call the
dog for dinner."
😯
My nose feels like a bad Ronald Reagan movie ...
😲
Nanny Ogg found herself embarrassed to even think about this, and this was
unusual because embarrassment normally came as naturally to Nanny as
altruism comes to a cat.
(Maskerade)
😴
"Is it just me, or does anyone else read `bible humpers' every time
someone writes `bible thumpers?'
-- Joel M. Snyder, jms@mis.arizona.edu
🤧
Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath to your door.
🤣
It's there as a sop to former Ada programmers. :-)
-- Larry Wall regarding 10_000_000 in <11556@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>
🤥
[Brian is addicted to cocaine]
Meg: Brian, you look like you lost weight! What is your secret?
Brian: Here's my secret. PUT DOWN THE FORK!
😬
Yow! I threw up on my window!
🙄
CHRISTMAS !
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ*❄*ㅤㅤㅤㅤ