hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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Hey man, I’d appreciate if you didn’t say those harsh words. I may have to report you to my mommy, and you might not want that. You see, I grew up in a small town in Mpumalanga with good christian values. Swearing is an insult to the lord himself and my mother would severely punish me if I ever uttered such a vulgar word. The woman had learned the path of Christ from my grandmother. Grandma Christine was always a child of the lord, you see she grew up in a small town in Mpumalanga with good Christian values. She taught my mother to follow the Lord or else she would not be able to eat supper. My grandmother would never allow my mother to utter language as vile as you have spoken. Now that I think of it, if my sweet grandmother were here she would be so upset with you that she might call you (and excuse my profanity, my lord) a frick.

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