Magic Man
Taj   Afghanistan
 
 
I once was an uber driver in france, I was driving this asian girl to her dropoff, but the guys that lived there tried to kill me with a bomb. I narrowly avoided death and I was able to get back in and beat their ass. The girl snuck into the back of my stolen car when I escaped, but it was chill because she was hot and fit all female gender stereotypes. Soon afterwards, some mercenaries shot up and destroyed my house, but I escaped into the underwater tunnel I had in my basement. My home was based of my minecraft house so obviously it had that. I then ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that asian ♥♥♥♥♥ Lai, because I like things simple. It turns out that Lai's family was all on a ship headed for france to become slaves, but when we confronted the guy in charge of it all, I found out she was lying and her father was really in charge of it. Lai betrayed me because I don't like to talk during sex and I ended up knocked out and arrested. Luckily, my boy in the french police hooked it up and helped me escape. I went alone to take on the smugglers and pipe that ♥♥♥♥♥ one more time. Queue sick shipping container fight scene where I restrain 4 grown men with each arm. Super dope. Then I climb on the side of a truck with the the slaves in it. I got all greased up and fought 50 dudes who were also greased up in oil. Then I stole a plane and parachuted onto their ♥♥♥♥♥ ass little convoy. Fought a bunch of dudes in a moving tuck and killed the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who blew up my car. I got captured by Lai's dad, but when he was about to kill me, she shot him from behind. She finally was able to become completely fetishized. Everything was great from then on until the ne
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