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History, n.:
Papa Hegel he say that all we learn from history is that we
learn nothing from history. I know people who can't even learn from
what happened this morning. Hegel must have been taking the long view.
-- Chad C. Mulligan, "The Hipcrime Vocab"
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Reinhart was never his mother's favorite -- and he was an only child.
-- Thomas Berger
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Peter: Lois, if this is your idea of a joke, you must write for Leno.
Stewie: Oh, oh you know, it is so fashionable to take a shot at Jay Leno. The fact is the man's out there every bloody night, with fresh material, and he's charming.
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94% of the women in America are beautiful and the rest hang out around here.
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River/Serenity: "You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They
didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted...
Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did."