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A work by William Shakespeare.
ACT I. Scene I.
The zoo. An orangutan enclosure.
Enter LE MONKE, a corpulent ape.
LE MONKE
Oh bother, a foul smell!
Fecal matter!
Ha-ha-ha, hilarious, defecate material.
The ape laughs continuously. It screeches vociferously.
LE MONKE
Hooray for excrement! Congenial fecal matter! Defecation is jocular, ha-ha!
Fecal matter pertains to my satisfaction, ho-ho.
The maniacal creature continues to shriek vehemently in a nonsensical fashion.
LE MONKE
Oh bother-- I believe, perchance, I may have created indurated excrement originating from my posterior.
The wretched creation begins to chortle ominously.
LE MONKE
Fecal matter in my trousers... without undergarments! This is exhilarating.
By the nine divines, my undergarments are stained with excrement. Ho-ho-ho.
We yearn for fecal matter! We yearn for fecal matter!
Fecal matter.
Exeunt omnes.
THE END.
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on
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There hasn't been much growth in the options available yet, but there are still enough brands and styles to warrant consideration. I usually wear huggies (the snugglers style, but that doesn't matter much), the pros being they are very trad American brand, strong and sturdy, and of course look great with pants on or off. I would say comfortable but I doubt any truly 'uncomfortable' diapers exist.
Lenny Kravitz's longtime stylist actually said in the July GQ that he expects diapers to explode into street fashion in 2018, if you cant see it coming youre either just a fashion follower without a brain of your own, or not paying attention. I know most of you are still sleeping on diapers, but for those who arent, what style do you prefer and what options do you think are going to be available soon?