I'm an evil doctor with a rad genius and bad minions, to help me sink the planet into my dominion.
A baddie with an I.Q. like you've never seen,
I'm the meanest, vilest villain that's ever been on your screen!
I'm iconic, with my bionic animatronics,
got a chronic knack to catch the hedgehog they call "Sonic".
My temper is atomic! my mustache is on fire!
Welcome to the new world, Eggman Empire!

I'm looking for a deep commitment to purple paint so if you have some please feel free to give me some :>
also don't ask for my vive le france I wont trade it, or at least...not easily