Bravely Bold Sir Robin
Rode Forth From Camelot

He was not afraid to die-
O, Brave Sir Robin-

He is not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways-

Brave, Brave, Brave, Brave Sir Robin-

He is not the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp-

or to have his eyes gauged out and his elbows broken-

To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away-

And his limbs all hacked and mangled brave Sir Robin-

His head smashed in and his heart cutout and his Liver removed and his bowels unplugged and his nostrels raped and his bottom burned off and his penis.....