leader in the making

The story is, that one day in rural China, there was a bear who was yellow because he ate lots and lots of lemons, he liked lemons. People were mad because he ate all the lemons. The chinese government started restricting the farming of lemons, oh no , no more lemons for lemon bear, in the end the bear died because he had no lemons, this was a metaphor for communism , or maybe I just made this up, anyway lemons and bears ♥♥♥♥ pears. nikkkuh

Bro that sounds kinda epic ngl

Have you heard the story about the Chinese Lemon?

You know how some people say that math is “mental abuse to humans”? Well, lemme tell you one thing: “Math” is an abbreviation for “mathematics”, so you’re only looking at 36% of the whole thing. What does the other 64% stand for? It stands for “except mostly at truly intelligently cool students”! That means, if you think math is mentally abusing you, you’re not truly intelligent or cool! You’re dumb and lame! So the next time someone gives you the first 36% of this ridiculous acronym, give them the other 64%. Don’t forget to tell them that they suck at etymology.