Uh...I've...you know...I've already apologized in the Crimson to the ABHW, to Fuerza Latina and to any women at Harvard who might have been insulted, as I take it they were. As for any charges stemming from the breach of security, I believe I deserve some recognition from this board.

You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.

Your best friend is suing you for $600 million...

Drop the "the." It's cleaner

Guys seriously what is the chicken

my name is still on the masthead