Im an Imperial Soldier and I sexually Identify as a Baneblade, Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of launching hot sticky loads on disgusting Xenos and heritics. People say to me that a person being a Baneblade is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a turret-mounted Mega Battle Cannon, three sets of twin-linked Heavy Bolters and a single-fire Hunter-Killer Missile Launcher on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Baneblade” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a Banephobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.