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Your cheeks have got a glow.
Your belly's being touched and rubbed
by people you don't know.
You're craving weird, exotic foods
and calories don't matter.
You can't remember life without
an elbow in your bladder.
You're getting medical advice
from everyone you see
Welcome to the joyous days
of Motherhood-to-be. Congrats....
•。★Christmas★ 。* 。
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˚ ˛ •˛• ˚| 田田 |門| ˚And a happy new year!
Achmed's Christmas Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaxXhwxiaSI
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of my beer.
Really, I dont watch TV. If were up to me I wouldnt own a TV.
Get on TS with us. :)~~
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE3